”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?”
”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT YOU ALL UP AND OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MISERY.”
The last thing Dualscar ever did see :Y
Figures, he’d go out trying to make deadgrub jokes (get it, because ORPHANER. HAH. eugh).
HERE’S YOUR MAKARA YOU BUNCHA FANBIDDIES. Also the stitched together version: is here
Evening reblog for the Grand highbubu
That is truly a sass-filled kitty
Orphaner Dualscar couldn’t tell a joke to sawve his life.
Putting fitspo text over posters of people drinking
this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out
Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]
White people so nasty smh
thjis si sso funny
Images of an old skool hip hop crew, the C.M.B. (Corgis-Making-Bank), and some goons from the rival crew, the P.U.G. (P.U.G-U-Gelly?)
i relate so deeply to this video, this video is what it truly means to be “popular” on tumblr
PAWNEE’S CITIZENS ARE LITERALLY ANONS AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD TURN OFF ANON