pukind:

pukind:

 ”Then the customer said, fix me a dead grub sandwvich… and make it FAST! Wvait, that wvasn’t it… And, uh. Hurry up wvith it!… no?”

 ”YOU A SAD MOTHERFUCKER WHAT CAN’T EVEN MAKE A DEAD GRUB LAUGHWORTHY. BETTER PUT YOU ALL UP AND OUTTA YOUR MOTHERFUCKIN MISERY.”

The last thing Dualscar ever did see :Y

Figures, he’d go out trying to make deadgrub jokes (get it, because ORPHANER. HAH. eugh).

HERE’S YOUR MAKARA YOU BUNCHA FANBIDDIES. Also the stitched together version: is here 

Evening reblog for the Grand highbubu

4 days ago with 5,273 notes — via pukind



This is my pudgy and sass-filled kitty, Pumpkin

pudgykitties:

That is truly a sass-filled kitty

2 weeks ago with 1,280 notes — via unimpressedcats, © pudgykitties



2 weeks ago with 23,460 notes — via fulgore-vox, © monetizeyourcat



thetimeladyofgallifrey:

Orphaner Dualscar couldn’t tell a joke to sawve his life.

3 weeks ago with 2,064 notes — via thetimeladyofgallifrey



spicyroll:

boopPrints and stuff now available here!

spicyroll:

boop

Prints and stuff now available here!

3 weeks ago with 33,802 notes — via spicyroll



nomethodjustmadness:

Putting fitspo text over posters of people drinking

4 weeks ago with 48,771 notes — via riningear, © nomethodjustmadness



tiny-tyrant:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

saucybane, look!

tiny-tyrant:

monobeartheater:

this was my desktop background in 2004 it’s just a guy riding a long motorcycle with the motorcycle photoshopped out

saucybane, look!

4 weeks ago with 206,214 notes — via tiny-tyrant, © ultimatepisshead



profoak:

diancie:

mcthundergoose:

toocooltobehipster:

Banned Grey Poupon ad is hilariously wrong [YouTube]

Exhilarating.

White people so nasty smh

thjis si sso funny

4 weeks ago with 96,875 notes — via riningear, © toocooltobehipster



thenaughtylion:

eselkunst:

Images of an old skool hip hop crew, the C.M.B. (Corgis-Making-Bank), and some goons from the rival crew, the P.U.G. (P.U.G-U-Gelly?)

So adorable!

4 weeks ago with 1,742 notes — via catbountry, © eselkunst



kingcheddarxvii:

wecansexy:

i relate so deeply to this video, this video is what it truly means to be “popular” on tumblr

PAWNEE’S CITIZENS ARE LITERALLY ANONS AND THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD TURN OFF ANON

4 weeks ago with 43,846 notes — via catbountry, © wecansexy